We left Disney and arrived at Miami Int airport at around 2pm to carry on our honeymoon. As the taxi touched the edge of South Beach towards our hotel, my grin windened. I had read a little of what South Beach was about but I had no idea that this place was rockin' so hard! Funnily enough, this place was only supposed to be a pit stop while we waited for our Bahamas cruise to set sail, but I knew as soon as we saw this place we were going to have some fun. The Art Deco architecture was stunning, and it was wall to wall buff central. A completely different culture from Georcgia which was heaving with 20 stone people. This joint had health shops on every corner. What was even more fabulous was the strong gay presence which always means that there's gonna be some lively shit going on. We had booked into the cool 1930's Park Central Hotel which had a stylish vintage car parked outside. Right opposite, was a clear, tacky souvenir free, golden beach! Heaven! Check it out www.theparkcentral.com
Once checked in we discovered it was not 5 star glamour, but some how that didn't matter. The staff were very hospitable and the history of the place combined with the vibe forgave everything else. As soon as we we're unpacked, we're excited to take a long walk along Ocean Drive in the gorgeous sunshine. Now i really feel like I'm on Honeymoon! This Joint really is buff central. Pert titties? BAM! High tight Arse? PAHH, Bag a sugar bicepts? BIFF!! Weeeeeee, a buff coffee coloured queen skates passed us backwards in between the traffic saturated with Hummers and more vintage convertables. I Fuckin' love this place! I'm never going home!......
